Barack Obama is my man... but he has no chance

Not because he's black, not because he has no experience, but because of his name. Not only does Obama rhyme with Osama, but until a minute ago I was unaware that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama! Holy crap, that's a trifecta! The Republican's strategy for 2008 is already clear, and I just saw it on some cable news show last night: every time you mention the man's name, refer to him as Barack Hussein Obama, with emphasis on Hussein. The American people will soon get the picture.